Okie dokie! It's time for the third leg of the trip... onwards to Flagstaff! Why might I want to traverse all the way to Flagstaff you ask? Well, that's where my friend, Mykol Hnatyshak (My-kohl Nah-tee-shack) lives. He used to be my roommate when we attended MTS together. Good times, close friendships I tell you.
Anyways, before we begin, I tried to take as many shots of Thanh sleeping since he finds it annoying... SO OF COURSE I'm going to take more shots!
That IHOP really knocked the poor guy out...
Anyways, he eventually woke up and we decided to listen to his CD. We were head bobbin to the latest single from Black Eyed Peas "Boom Boom Pow" and the resulting picture was this:
Anyways, we ended up driving through some rather plain desert and I had no idea if I was going to hit a gas station anytime soon so we both decided to stop at the very first gas station we could find, no matter how much gas we had. SUV + fully laden + two big guys (NOT FAT! just big...) = major loss of gas.
What's interesting about the first gas station we stopped at was that it was owned by a fellow Witness! How did we know? Well... the first thing we noticed when we walked through the door was a VERY nice and detailed display of all the latest magazines... including Vietnamese! Not only that, but near the dining area were bookcases of literature too! Just to be absolutely sure, as I was paying I mentioned to the cashier that it was very nice of the owner that he allowed Witnesses to display their literature. His response?
"Well, that's cuz it's owned by Witnesses! And I'm the owner!"
Haha, well of course we got to talking while Thanh was taking his lovely time in the restroom. Turns out the brother commutes about 50 miles to get to the station and since it's a 24 hour station, other Witnesses take turns during the day. Not a bad setup if you ask me. What else was neat about the gas station was this:
All around the entire store was a map with approximate times to get to certain places like Las Vegas, Flagstaff, Phoenix, and even Oklahoma city. Very very cool since it was a sister who drew it all. Anyways, it was time to move on!
The drive was pretty uneventful until we stopped at our next gas station. While Thanh took care of business (I swear, that guy has a bladder the size of a shot glass) I went inside the store to pick up some chips. The funny thing was... it felt like this wasn't the first time I was at this store. There was the popcorn machine to the right. All these cowboy hats to the left... THEN IT HIT ME! This was the same exact gas station that I stopped at two years ago when Alphonso and I drove with some friends from the Las Vegas Vietnamese group on our way to the Grand Canyon. All you had to do was add some snow and very slick black ice... and voila! It was the same stop. Talk about a blast from the past.
Anyways, we were only about an hour away from Flagstaff and Mykol had said he would be out of prison by then to receive us. Wait wait wait. Did he just say prison? Actually, as it turns out he has a study who's in prison. Cool huh?
Yeah I know you wuv me too :)
After settling in a little bit, Mykol wanted to take us on a tour of the awesome town that is Flagstaff. Of course Mykol had to clean up a bit since he had taken a little off roading trip the day before, I helped to clean up a bit.
Here's a quick peek at the basic architecture of Flagstaff. Very neat!
We stopped at this rib place (which had very awesome ribs btw) and Mykol referred to it as a "peanuts on the floor" place. Huh? Turns out, when you eat your peanuts here you're supposed to wipe them all on the floor since the staff don't want to bother with cleaning up the tables. Convenient huh?
After some eating, we stopped at a music shop where Mykol wanted me to show off my chops on the bass. I hope he was satisfied... actual musicians are so critical! Gosh! Anyways, afterwards he wanted to go watch a movie so we stopped by the theater... and it turns out his little sister Kris is the second top manager there! Talk about cool. There was a debate as to which movie we were to watch... Mykol wanted to watch Earth. I wanted to watch Soloist. Thanh wanted to watch Obsessed (cuz Beyonce reminds him of someone... ;]) Anyways, we ended up deciding on Soloist but had some extra time so went to go to this place:
Check out some of the names... Chunky Monkey? Sexi Mexi? THE ANNIHILATOR? Yup, these are some "wicked cool" coffee names for sure...
Anyways, got some coffee then watched the Soloist. What an awesome movie! In any case, it was too late to do anyting else so we retired for the night.
The next morning was full of surprises. For one, I took another shot of Thanh sleeping. I seem to have many opportunities since well, he's always sleeping! Hah! I also played a little prank on the sucker. Check out the video below:
Just five more minutes...
Mwahahahaha!
Afterwards, I was able to talk to Brother Hnatyshak (Myk's dad) for a little bit and then we waited around a bit to go to Phoenix to drop off Myk's little sister, Lisa, off at the airport. Turns out Mykol isn't exactly a morning person so I goofed off on the piano while Thanh got ready.
After a million years, Mykol gets out but decides to show off his mad skills on the piano.
Turns out as we're ready to go, I double check all my stuff. Keys? Check. Glasses? Check. Phone? Check. Wallet? Er... not check? YUP! That's right. I lost my wallet. We frantically searched and searched but to no avail. The person working at the theater was being difficult, we had to get breakfast and pick up Lisa, and the theater wouldn't even be open for another 4 hours. Great. Anyways, we went ahead to get breakfast and we had "American style" breakfast yet again (Thanh = happy). We went back to the house to check one more time...
Didn't Einstein say something like... "The mark of insanity is when one repeats a particular action again and again hoping that the result will be different each time." Yeah... we're insane.
Nope! No wallet. Oh well, all I could do was pray that it would turn up in a little while when Kris came to work and that was that. With that, I had no license so Thanh had to drive. Since I was sleep deprived (Thanh's snoring + dirty carpet = moody Paul) I decided to take a nap. Thanh finally took this chance for revenge.
Somebody thinks he's all cool... humph!
We played this game where we would hold our breath while going through a tunnel... Yeah, we're still tied... BUT I WILL COME OUT THE VICTOR SOMEDAY!
Anyways, we dropped off Lisa (Off to Hawaii! luckkyyy!!!) and then headed out to the Myk's friend's house to drop off our stuff since we were going to be staying in Phoenix for the night. Then we headed out to the nearest Claim Jumper since that's where Mykol's girlfriend, Ashley works.
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WHAT?! MY MYK-Y WIKE-Y HAS A GIRLFRIEND?! Ohhhhh no she didn't!
Actually she did. Yeah, Mykol found himself a girlfriend and here she is:
Asian powers unite!
We had some great sandwiches and then headed out to go bowling. Surprisngly, James whooped all of us. Must be the Asian persuasion or something. Or maybe he's just that good.
Anyways, after the enormous whupping that James gave us, Ashley ran out to get back to work. That poor girl. She's a pioneer, preaching to the Albanian people (there's no official group yet), and working 3 jobs just to survive in Phoenix. Talk about sacrifice eh? And she's been pioneering since she was 16! She makes me feel like a spiritual infant. Boohoo :(
After Ashley left, we headed out to the nearest mall to burn some time until Ashley could get off her shift. First thing we see when we enter? Yup, the arcade so the three Asians (Me, James, and Thanh) naturally wanted to go in.
Yet another claw machine. Thanh actually won something too!
While we were at the mall I got a good piece of news... KRIS FOUND MY WALLET! (KRIS I WUV YOU TOO!) Man what a relief! Now that I had nothing on mind (how is that any different from the usual?) I was free to skip around like a little school girl (no not really, please, do you think I'm really that kind of guy? DON'T ANSWER IT!) After running around we headed straight for the bookstore where we frolicked in history books, humor books (Farside + book of Chuck Norris facts = bellyaching laughter), and comic books.
After running around a bit, Ashley was finally off her shift so we headed out to a pool place. We all got creamed by the girls and by golly did we eat a lot of nachos. Wait, I thought I was supposed to lose weight? Sigh...
After all that, we went back for some sleep. Again, I could not resist:
Cute Pomeranian. he's about 10 years old and very tame.
After everyone went through their morning rituals of awakening (RISE RISE RISE!) we headed out to American Egg, for yet another "American style" breakfast. Thanh was of course one happy camper... again...
I tell you what. It was so good to see these guys again. Mykol is one of my closest friends despite the fact that we don't talk all that often. We may not even communicate with each other for months on end, but I am always ensured of his loyal friendship. And James will always be the Asian Sensation on the other side of the country. You two rock, majorly.
In the end? Phoenix was a cool place. It may be a bit dry and dusty but it just showed me that anywhere you go in the US, the places are still basically the same. All will have their McDonalds, Best Buys, and KFC's. What makes each place unique is the friends there and Arizona is one unique state for me, that's for sure.
Anyways, after breakfast, me and Thanh drove up to Flagstaff to pick up my wallet (I WUV YOU KRIS!) and got some more "Wicked AZ Coffee" and began our long and painful drive to Oklahoma. More on that in the next post, see you soon!
wow sounds like fun! i'm glad you got to see them again!
ReplyDeleteHahah can you send me a copy of that book too? No Job? No prob! I'm on the same boat as you!
ReplyDeleteCool you have a blog :) More places to break from work and read. yay! Love the caption comments next to the photos. funny. :)
ReplyDeleteHey Paul!
ReplyDeleteTis me, Rachel(aka Yuma, Yu)...and if that still didn't help...the girl that visited SJ for 2 weeks back in January and listened to some of your jazz music from your mp3..=D haha~
I was looking through Lynna's blogger and I saw the "Pauls misadventures.." ...yup, definitely the Paul that I met!
How have you been??It seems like you've had quite the adventure after you left SJ. What's it like in Missouri?? How did you enjoy the international?? I have my convention from July 10-12.... so don't spoil anything!!!
Anyways, just wanted to say hi V(^_^)V~~didn't think it'd be fair to keep in touch with everyone else and leave you outta the picture..
Ciao~!